It's Begun

Here's the beginning of many ranting tweets & posts for the next 24 hours (give a few):

Earlier this evening I made a courtesy call to the family to let them know approximately what time I will arrive to see them: "I'll be there between 5:00 & 6:00."

Response from TOBA ("The Old Battle Ax" I say that with Christian love) in a hateful tone of voice: "That late? Well, what what do you have to do all day?"

My wishful response: "Oh, you know, watching the soaps, eating bon bons, avoiding you guys."

Watch for my upcoming twitter updates for more good laughs.

I'M GOING TO LAS VEGAS!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I'M GOING TO HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!