Day 3.3

I went for a 20 minute walk with the doggie this evening. If it weren't for her, I wouldn't have gone. The good news is that a nice chilly front has come through and I can do a happy dance in my track pants. They cover my white lumpy legs so nicely, thank you, Pants.

Well, well. I just read that Beyonce "had to gain 15 pounds" for her next movie in which she plays Etta James (you know that sappy wedding song "At Last"). Well stop the presses.

Now that I think about it, I also had to gain an obscene amount of weight for my role in "Desperate Housewives of Texas." Yeah, that's it.